“Oh, that’s pretty nice. And it looks like something I could dra-”
“No se abraza fuerte a cualquiera.”—
“irrelevant male rapper”
“ft nicki minaj”
live laugh lasagna
she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there


